デンマーク出身のテック・ハウス・ユニット、「Artificial Funk」のメンバー、
「Rune Reilly Kolsch」こと「Heavy Rock」による、エレクトロ・ファンク・ハウス・チューン♪
かなりファンキーで、グイグイ引っ張ってくれる力強いサウンドもさることながら、歌詞もかなりファンキー…と言うかイッちゃってます（笑）。
出だしはこんな始まり
These days everybody wants to be a DJ
最近みんなDJになりたがるんだ
Let me just tell you who
誰が（DJに）なりたいのか話すよ…
ここから延々とDJになりたい人紹介がはじまります。
母ちゃん、父ちゃんから始まり、親友、彼女…金魚、猫、バスの運ちゃん、グッチのバッグ…王様、神様、犬、月、お日様…等々、皆DJになりたいんだとか…でも自分はドラマーになりたいそうです（笑）。
いろんな、モノ、動物、人、がDJになりたいのを紹介後、最後は、足、耳と体の一部がDJになりたいと言って…
ここまで来ればオチは何となく…わかる。
歌詞張っときますね～、面白いよ。
These days everybody wants to be a DJ
Let me just tell you who
My Mother wants to be a DJ
My Father wants to be a DJ
My Sister wants to be a DJ
My Aunt wants to be a DJ
My Cousin wants to be a DJ
My Best friend wants to be a DJ
My Girlfriend wants to be a DJ
My Cat wants to be a DJ
My Goldfish wants to be a DJ
My Neighbor wants to be a DJ
The Postman wants to be a DJ
The Teacher wants to be a DJ
I just want to be a drummer
Let’s get this right
I’m gonna tell you some more people who want to be DJs
The Bus driver wants to be a DJ
The Wed Nerd wants to be a DJ
The Bum wants to be a DJ
The Pimp wants to be a DJ
My Gucci bag wants to be a DJ
The Pornstar wants to be a DJ
The President wants to be a DJ
The Queen wants to be a DJ
The King wants to be a DJ
The Priest wants to be a DJ
Jesus wants to be a DJ
and God wants to be a DJ
I just want to be a drummer
The Trees wants to be a DJs
The Ground wants to be a DJ
The Sheep wants to be a DJ
The Dogs want to be DJs
The Stars wants to be DJ’s
The Moon wants to be a DJ
The Sun wants to be a DJ
My Foot wants to be a DJs
My Ears wants to be a DJs
My Mind wants to be a DJ
My Hands wants to be a DJ
My Head wants to be a DJ
My Dick wants to be a DJ
…I Just Want To Be a Drummer.
ではまた～♪
Heavy Rock – (I Just Want To Be A) Drummer [Ultra Records:2003]